tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-288720472011-11-27T15:50:16.565-08:00Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....<br> And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their bedsTChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.comBlogger5001100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-89391875266513404932010-09-22T09:29:00.000-07:002010-09-22T09:29:31.092-07:00

Andy Pettitte said: “I didn’t even think about how it would look. And then I saw how big it was, and I was like, ‘that’s probably the way it should be.’ ”...as it could only be. It's no longer "the house that Ruth built." It's now "The House That George Built." Except for lying bastards, no one who doesn't bleed Pinstripe blue gives a rat's ass about the size of Boss George's monument.Plus, it's

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-80751353203553215952010-08-01T03:40:00.000-07:002010-08-01T03:40:22.048-07:00

and I'm trying to wrap me head around "Kerry Wood." He's Nick Johnson, squared.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-17636323746913379552010-07-22T18:28:00.000-07:002010-07-22T18:28:46.849-07:00

Yanks to honor Houk with black armbands | yankees.com: News

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-34787272266341210552010-07-16T11:35:00.000-07:002010-07-16T11:35:27.485-07:00

Fenway Farewell, as Red Sox Pay Tribute to Steinbrenner - NYTimes.com

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-63343401890146284742010-07-13T07:12:00.000-07:002010-07-13T07:13:55.608-07:00

Lord Vader has died of a massive heart attack. Godspeed to the greatest owner in baseball history.

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-76112039943533033232010-05-28T08:41:00.000-07:002010-05-28T08:41:51.059-07:00

Phillies Wake Up in Bathtub, Bleeding, With a Note That Says, ‘Your Runs Have Been Removed, Call 911 Immediately’

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-49497934427438829612010-05-07T15:59:00.000-07:002010-05-07T15:59:43.824-07:00

Duking it out to start this year's AL All Star Team: Many could argue that the top second baseman in the American League will be taking the field this weekend at Fenway Park, helping to lead his team at the plate and contributing sharp defense in the field behind the pitching staff. Yet that player's identity remains up for further debate. One thing is for sure: with Robinson Cano of the Yankees

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-80520379533135922312010-05-03T05:00:00.000-07:002010-05-03T05:00:18.476-07:00

Hell is going to freeze over, the 7-18 O's just swept Boston at home for the first time since 1974

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-71626790928045961042010-05-02T18:26:00.000-07:002010-05-02T18:26:20.501-07:00

How's that pipe break doin' for you Feckless Fenway Fuckwits?

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-13191850477213218752010-04-23T20:31:00.000-07:002010-04-23T20:38:11.244-07:00

No matter how you look at. First, The Slap. Then, The Yell. Now, The Mound.What a tool.This just about says it all...

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-8987381649945861392010-04-22T05:10:00.000-07:002010-04-22T05:10:35.117-07:00

Very nice... now someone please grab Joba by the back of his neck and tell him, "See, Chubbie? Just rear back and throw, dammit!" OAKLAND - No-hitters remain a rarity in baseball, but the Yankees are making the near-misses seem routine this season.Phil Hughes became the second Yankee to come within sixouts of a no-no in the season's first 14 games, losing his bid Wednesday night on Eric Chavez's

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-71425342798251622102010-04-18T21:29:00.000-07:002010-04-18T21:29:53.200-07:00

It's a long season, but wow, what a start. Makes me wonder whether it's time to party like it's 1998.

The Gnat's Trumpethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01122272089379742265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-46385812651735377622010-04-13T09:10:00.000-07:002010-04-13T09:10:32.317-07:00

The Boys are Back in Da Bronx!

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-10732880121331548492010-04-09T08:32:00.000-07:002010-04-09T08:32:57.864-07:00

...step right and and beat the schmucks!"THIS is exactly the kind of start manager Jerry Manuel and general manager Omar Minaya did not want and did not need. All the Mets' weaknesses have been on display the last two games. The starting pitching was terrible Wednesday night and last night the Mets' lack of offense wasted a competitive start from young Jon Niese in a desultory 3-1 loss to the

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-54875038988970516072010-04-08T06:48:00.000-07:002010-04-08T06:50:44.418-07:00

...so I gotta say, "Meh. Do the same in the next three series and MAYBE I'll relax."

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-30106328581877047962010-04-04T15:26:00.001-07:002010-04-04T15:27:50.591-07:00

baseball is back, and it is starting off right.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-75923908402003054342010-03-21T10:15:00.001-07:002010-03-21T10:15:59.284-07:00

No Michael Kay on YES.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-57813507366031578772010-03-09T17:29:00.000-08:002010-03-09T17:31:23.738-08:00

And just where was Joba 'Firewater' Chamberlain on the night in question?

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-7915271600917471242010-03-06T18:27:00.000-08:002010-03-06T18:28:57.777-08:00

Good riddance is what I say.

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-61386725723345260752010-02-17T16:38:00.000-08:002010-02-17T16:38:05.602-08:00

Yankees report to camp ready to repeat

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-58554793829997834672010-02-11T17:21:00.001-08:002010-02-11T17:22:50.242-08:00

WTF with the first construct?

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-86641423618378276252010-02-01T10:42:00.000-08:002010-02-01T10:43:14.429-08:00

Right now, my brain votes "Oh God, we are gonna get screwed."

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-75447039459665204412009-11-05T05:21:00.000-08:002009-11-05T05:21:37.223-08:00

EAT THIS, BITCHES!

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-2695365682457910162009-09-28T11:01:00.000-07:002009-09-28T11:01:41.757-07:00

The Nation’s Tears of Rage Sustain Me - LeatherPenguin

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Do not--I repeat: DO NOT!--screw this start up.I figure C.C. and Pettite can handle the idea of what this weekend's games mean in the grand scheme of things, but you? I'm noteven sure what planet you're on when you walk out to the mound.

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Behold: Darth Boss George

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-52085992729493349352009-08-21T19:11:00.000-07:002009-08-21T19:28:12.770-07:00

SOUTH WILLIAMSPORT, Pa. -- Jim Rice's advice to Little Leaguers: Don't use today's major leaguers as role models.Speaking to players before the start of the Little League World Series, the new baseball Hall of Famer said today's major leaguers are too focused on individual goals and getting big contracts."You see a Manny Ramirez, you see an A-Rod [Alex Rodriguez], you see [Derek] Jeter ... Guys

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-83932987540665748032009-08-05T22:11:00.000-07:002009-08-05T23:19:24.319-07:00

An honest Yankee fan:Q: You're a Yankees fan. If you ever got a pitching start for the Yanks and could bean one opposing player, who would it be?A: Does throwing at A-Rod during batting practice count?Runnin' Scared - Interview: MSNBC's Willie Geist on New York Baseball, His Jeter Love, His Desire to Drill Pedroia, and More. Related articles by ZemantaWho'll Be Watching Willie Geist's New Show?:

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This is too damn funny!

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-79541222475590250982009-05-17T09:20:00.000-07:002009-05-17T09:20:44.635-07:00

11 Years Ago Today, Boomer throws a Perfect Game.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-64284834748181891012009-05-07T11:10:00.000-07:002009-05-08T17:19:10.342-07:00

Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games after positive test results - Los Angeles TimesFirst pitch?LET THE SOAP OPERA GO TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-56527254477245704792009-04-24T11:31:00.000-07:002009-04-24T11:33:03.190-07:00

Well, it will IF my XM doesn't come in this weekend down in Redneckistan.No TV, cable or internet. God will hate me if XM ain't workin'.

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-78335838468241597332009-04-19T09:18:00.000-07:002009-04-19T09:21:06.394-07:00

I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose.

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-89832041835089766682009-04-18T07:29:00.000-07:002009-04-18T07:29:26.419-07:00

Deadspin - The Dislike For Carl Pavano Was Closed-Captioned For The Hearing Impaired

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-80796056813496736732009-04-14T05:29:00.000-07:002009-04-14T05:29:22.579-07:00

Sweet Staggering Jeebus.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-91006777657208464292009-04-08T05:58:00.000-07:002009-04-08T05:58:52.891-07:00

Notice Who was NOT There???

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-47932911303215309682009-04-05T16:11:00.000-07:002009-04-05T16:13:26.350-07:00

Well, fuck my bunny.The swimmer is going to toss a ball out, eh?Might as well get OJ up and loose...

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-19549858828055492512009-04-05T16:00:00.000-07:002009-04-05T16:04:11.171-07:00

I can't help but fall off my chair here in the hotel every time I think of this:Gary Sheffield, New York MetropolitanBWAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! Omar, you just signed up for ANOTHER choke! Signing the racist clubhouse cancer has to be one of your WORST moves! There is a REASON the tigers just ate (choked down?) $14 MILLION dollars...

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-28037695652643383502009-04-03T15:26:00.000-07:002009-04-03T15:26:59.199-07:00

New Stadium. Section 39 is now Section 203.They're now within clobbering distance of box seat denizens....And the Beer Ban is gone.Special night on tap for Bleacher Creatures at new Yankee Stadium

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-7172910286848490552009-03-16T05:57:00.000-07:002009-03-16T05:57:00.463-07:00

Image via WikipediaWHAT HE SAID:It turns out there is a limit to the cynicism that abounds inside a sports columnist. While I have on occasion judged athletes guilty until proven innocent of the most heinous illegalities, it's impossible to believe that Williams acted with any sort of intent or malice when he scratched the lip of TV host Jeanie Carrion inside a Puerto Rican nightclub.What can I

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You couldn't get this taken care of back in October or November, could you, you goddamn asshole.Hip expert: A-Rod will need surgery

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-59678036496606881582009-02-20T18:47:00.000-08:002009-02-20T18:47:40.083-08:00

Image by wolfgang.wedenig - wuschL via FlickrSteroids? Check!Financial Chicanery? Check!Wait a minute, what?

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-13134390445543672992009-02-14T09:47:00.000-08:002009-02-14T09:47:36.147-08:00

Pitchers. Catchers. Roid hysteria 2.0!Lo-Hud.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-53773686901945800082009-02-10T11:39:00.000-08:002009-02-10T11:41:37.874-08:00

LeatherPenguin: I WANT PETE ROSE IN THE HALL OF FAME, AND I WANT IT RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW.: "If the writers keep up this “you’re not worthy/holier than thou” bullshit against the steroid era players, who Charlie Hustle had nothing to do with, but they still shat all over him, they ain’t gonna be able to vote for anyone who played between 1995 and 2004 to be allowed in the Hall."

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-19759743811251854342009-02-07T13:32:00.000-08:002009-02-07T13:32:59.765-08:00

Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in '03, sources tell SI - MLB - SI.com: "In 2003, when he won the American League home run title and the AL Most Valuable Player award as a shortstop for the Texas Rangers, Alex Rodriguez tested positive for two anabolic steroids, four sources have independently told Sports Illustrated."

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-32728139769243294012009-01-31T05:10:00.000-08:002009-01-31T05:10:34.313-08:00

David Wells calls Torre a male prostitute? - Game on - USATODAY.com

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-9276887619265852742009-01-27T09:07:00.000-08:002009-01-27T09:07:03.539-08:00

LeatherPenguin: Upon Realizing There Will Never, EVAH!, be another Patently Insane Contract laid on the table for the rest of his Naturally Borne Life…

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-41315425115001228942009-01-26T12:20:00.000-08:002009-01-26T12:20:08.252-08:00

LeatherPenguin � What Does One Do When an Adopted Uncle Turns into a Complete Jackass?

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-56456517770875109952009-01-12T13:33:00.000-08:002009-01-12T13:33:38.892-08:00

Rice, Rickey named to the Hall.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-16934709062767505392009-01-07T11:24:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:24:39.336-08:00

Jason Giambi, Oakland Athletics on verge of one-year deal - ESPN

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-3672761957835236782009-01-07T06:30:00.000-08:002009-01-07T06:32:40.183-08:00

Okay, this is funny:Teixeira wasn't much on the Yankees' minds, or so they say. After hop-scotching from Texas to Atlanta to the Angels, he was rumored to want to stay close to home, to perhaps sign with Baltimore or the Nationals.Then there was Boston, forever a Yankee thorn. The Red Sox drafted Teixeira out of high school, but his father John reportedly became irked at a Boston scout and urged

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-44740619779138095412008-12-29T10:27:00.000-08:002008-12-29T10:27:19.544-08:00

LeatherPenguin

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-91477570575182310052008-12-23T15:56:00.000-08:002008-12-23T16:02:40.410-08:00

Christmas is still two days away.Go buy Manny for Hank's stocking and watch all of baseball's heads asplode.ESPN - Sources: Mark Teixeira, New York Yankees agree to 8-year deal

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-24828954586770652922008-12-17T10:54:00.000-08:002008-12-17T13:15:37.715-08:00

so they're lusting after Manny.Stop, you fools. While Manny would certainly bring the psychodrama potential to nose-bleed levels (seriously, Girardi would likely end up killing him after waking one morning to the NY Post running a front page of Manny and Madonna boinking in Macy's window as A-Hole lies curled in a fetal position on the Herald Square pavement with one thumb screwed in his mouth

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-8686045233766982602008-12-10T08:37:00.001-08:002008-12-10T08:40:08.337-08:00

I mean, c'mon! All he can get from the Skanks is 7 years and $161M?? That's just barely Santana money. Oh well, at least there's still Food Stamps and WIC to help him pay the bills.

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-23434867090380725532008-12-05T06:08:00.000-08:002008-12-05T06:08:41.137-08:00

The Baseball Analysts: Another Addition to the Bert Blyleven Series

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-63521050755854798372008-12-01T11:57:00.000-08:002008-12-01T11:59:22.676-08:00

Here's the list:• Harold Baines• Jay Bell• Bert Blyleven• David Cone• Andre Dawson• Ron Gant• Mark Grace• Rickey Henderson• Tommy John• Don Mattingly• Mark McGwire• Jack Morris• Dale Murphy• Jesse Orosco• Dave Parker• Dan Plesac• Tim Raines• Jim Rice• Lee Smith• Alan Trammell• Greg Vaughn• Mo Vaughn• Matt WilliamsFor me it's the ones I have in bold.Andre Dawson gets into 2 HOF's: Baseball and

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-49319944754175159862008-12-01T11:53:00.000-08:002008-12-01T11:55:00.861-08:00

From Nick Carfado:"Hall of Fame ballots will be in the hands of voters soon. This year, Jim Rice and Rickey Henderson appear to have the best chance to get in.Longtime Red Sox publicist Dick Bresciani has brilliantly made a statistical case the last few years for Rice, who will be on the ballot for the 15th and final time.Last year, Rice was named on 392 ballots (72.2 percent), just 16 votes

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-27154729970278103032008-11-25T05:23:00.000-08:002008-11-25T05:23:39.888-08:00

It's pure, delicious schadenfreude for this fan of the Yankees to see the Mutts get caught up in the Citigroup bailout mess:The New York Mets theme song for the 2009 season is 'We built this Citi.' The question is whether the Citi will stand.Questions about whether the humungous 20-year, $400 million naming rights deal that the bank agreed to two years ago for the new Mets stadium would stand up,

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-65992739434775419192008-11-25T02:22:00.000-08:002008-11-25T02:25:52.943-08:00

What the fuck is up with the Hot Stove this year? ESPECIALLY the Sox and Skanks!Nick Fucking Swisher?No-Co to the Royale's with Cheese?C'mon, Theo and Cash! Let's make some DEALS!Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the winter meetings aren't til the 8th of December but fer chrissakes get something MOVING!

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-57747197879745535252008-11-25T02:17:00.000-08:002008-11-25T02:21:47.472-08:00

Me thinks the apple falls not far from the tree hereJust wondering what his possible step-mom would have done...

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-22742366446807646182008-11-21T16:36:00.000-08:002008-11-21T16:36:40.032-08:00

LeatherPenguin: End of an Era

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Just looking over the upcoming possible free agents and the following are the teams without a former Red Sox great that'll be available (total number of FAs):Kansas City (2)Minnesota (4)NYY (9) -- I can't believe there's NOT A SOUL here who played for the SoxSeattle (3)Texas (5)Colorado (6)Florida (4)San Diego (3)San Francisco (2)Washington (2)Amazing that 19 other teams have at least ONE former

El Jefehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02362507921119487279noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-52596251184314881832008-10-21T15:48:00.000-07:002008-10-21T15:52:19.550-07:00

I have to admit that at 23 years of age I could be seen having an adult beverage or two at a 'Gentlemen's establishment' in the Combat Zone.However, I didn't get so riled up by a Skank fan that it could've possibly cost me my driving privileges.Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson could not be reached for comment...

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Will you Feckless Fenway Fuckwits put these bitches in the ditch and get on with it?Manny is looking at the Phillies' pitching, and saying, "Yes. There will be blood."(okay, Manny couldn't be caught talking that way on a good day, but you know what I mean.) Torre is just balls bouncing off the the floor laughing at the ridiculous of this.

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I recognize one voice (the younger, black guy, who from following the chatter seems to have once been a player, but I can't place him), but for the life of me, I have no idea who these two other people talking at me actually are.Granted, much of the time I've had the TV on mute, so if they introduced themselves, I guess I missed it.But who are these shits? I've watched enough games that I should

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keep kicking.

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-62020509659039707422008-09-28T17:33:00.000-07:002008-09-28T17:36:57.425-07:00

Good Luck to the Red Sox; I think the Angel's will eat you alive.Then, again, you guys were always a pain in their ass.But if it happens, ... PLEASE GOD!Give it to the Cubs.

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All I got to look forward to is Moose getting #20... and it looks like God is gonna piss all over it.Really, at this point I don't even wanna burn shit in the fire pit. I'd rather give it to the Salvation Army's thrift store and ask them to say a prayer for my psyche.

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I'll probably be a sobbing like an absolute fool.Don't you DARE tell me there's no crying in baseball.

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if it wasn't for these kids I would be a hair's width away from suffering a psychotic break and going on an all-out Mutt fan killing spree.And Pat Venditte is just too cool for school. If he pans out he is gonna drive opposing managers absolutely insane.Also, I wouldn't have gained something like 15-20 pounds (every time I walk into the bathroom I can hear the scale (manufactured by an oufit

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I need a new thing to make me miserable.

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the rest of those useless bastards 1.And good ol' A-Hole once again demonstrates that, when it's crunch time, nobody can match his ability to fold like a cheap camera.

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Pavano?God hates me.

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Roar of the Tigers | MVN - a Detroit Tigers blog - Pudge for The Farns; excuse me, my brain has exploded

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CLAP CLAP CLAP! Cheers, Goose! Been a long time but VERY WELL deserved.Oh, yeah, TC. Dick Williams DID deserve the honor as well

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Mike Lupica is out of his BDS-Addled Brain

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Yankees acquire Xavier Nady, Damaso Marte from Pirates

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LET’S GET IT ON!Image via Wikipedia"These games always mean the most when the baseball is more meaningful than the drama," said Johnny Damon , who has seen the rivalry from both sides of the abyss, who was once the most loathsome of Red Sox as a hirsute pest, who is now hated enough in Boston to give both Derek Jeter Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez a run for their championship belts."The

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George Brett went "bat"shit insane!

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1986 - The Evolution of Barry Bonds - TIMEIt's pretty obvious something was going on once you pass 1997. Enter the new century and the "hitting the gym" idea pretty much crumbles.BALCO didn't get seriously involved with athletes until 1996.Of course, that they were located in King Roid's backyard is strictly a co-inky-dence.Too bad TIME couldn't include "hat size" in the stats they listed.

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but I'm developing an irrational hatred of Wilson Betemite. Just seeing him on the TV screen makes my knuckles go white. I mean, he hasn't done anything to deserve it, but when I see him, I look for something to fling at the TV screen if they don't switch cameras right goddamn now!

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Happy Birthday, Dion

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Ichiro's speech to All-Stars revealed - MLB - Yahoo! SportsBest. All Star Game Story. EVAH.The exact words are not available. Players are too busy laughing to remember them. Ichiro wouldn’t dare repeat them in public. So here’s the best facsimile possible.“Bleep … bleep bleep bleep … National League … bleep … bleep … bleeeeeeeeep … National – bleep bleep bleepbleepbleep!”

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Image via WikipediaGod, that was the most brutal treatment I've heard the Stadium deliver, easily topping "Who's your Daddy?" The frightening thing (in a funny kind of way) was it could have been worse.There were a LOT of people in the stands wearing colors from all around the league, which means it wasn't a normal Yankee Stadium "Zoo" crew. But many, many Bleacher Creatures (and wannabes) stuck

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Where's your Hitters Dot Net hat?

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As with Joe Buck and Fox Sports everything about the introduction was WAY overdone.However, Dave Winfield went up in my esteem for the 'dual' hat effort.Boggs, THE FUCK, can BURN IN HELL for not at least wearing the Sawx hat.My one wish: That Pudge was there and instead of doffing his Sawx cap, he unfurled this

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Jonathan Papelbon says he should close All-Star Game instead of Mo

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Image by Getty Images via Daylife"Bobby Murcer was a born Yankee, a great guy, very well-liked and a true friend of mine. I extend my deepest sympathies to his wife Kay, their children and grandchildren. I will really miss the guy."Wife is, "why are you crying?"HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE."OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN says:"Kid? Remember: you buy the ticket, you take the ride.... god dammit, Bobby, you

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-52179612255027364432008-07-12T14:36:00.000-07:002008-07-13T07:21:05.373-07:00

Bobby Murcer died today at age 62.Love the fact that he's one of a select few in Yankees history to swat 4 homers in consecutive ABs.Thoughts and prayers go out to his family.

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Giambi off to good start in Final Vote | Yankees.com: News

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God bless our Overlord!

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Please, you jackasses are catching them when they're reeling... don't screw this up! It's bad enough that both teams are looking uphill at the Devil Rays.(And who the fuck was the rocket scientist behind signing the fat bastard Poawnson?)UPDATE: Well, that hope went down faster than Obama threw his Granny under the bus.

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With Jorge getting all this facetime at first base, how big a paycut are you willing to take to continue wearing Pinstripes?

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to CLEAN THAT UGLY-ASSED HELMET, NOW!

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-28725840376329954892008-06-17T05:20:00.000-07:002008-06-17T06:05:53.964-07:00

Absolutely Classless BastardsThe Mets have fired manager Willie Randolph, pitching coach Rick Peterson and first base coach Tom Nieto, the team announced shortly after 3 a.m. Eastern time Tuesday.Bench coach Jerry Manuel has been named the team's interim manager, while Ken Oberkfell, Dan Warthen and Luis Aguayo will join the staff.Omar Minaya is the biggest douchebag in NY sports. He knew he was

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Notice, it was NOT Teh Muttsies: Shea Stadium Slip & Slide

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How Joe DiMaggio Revolutionized Cooperstown Voting -- The Hardball Times

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-64696384182370156452008-06-02T08:22:00.000-07:002008-06-02T08:22:42.647-07:00

Hey, God? It's me, TC. Please, oh please please puhleeze let me stay alive long enough to witness Manny's Cooperstown speech.Manny cements his place in history

TChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03120638692370357030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28872047.post-16341681261593930232008-05-27T07:21:00.000-07:002008-05-27T07:21:53.606-07:00

or does anyone else feel that the Muttsies' fans and the sports writers/talk jocks are all looking in the wrong direction when it comes to who should get shoved up against the wall?Willie didn't build this team; it was all Omar Minaya's doing. And Omar seems to be getting a free pass while Willie gets raked over the coals.

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