This is gonna SUCK!

Well, it will IF my XM doesn't come in this weekend down in Redneckistan.

No TV, cable or internet. God will hate me if XM ain't workin'.

In the words of Cousin Eddie

I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose.

Give That Man A Raise!

Deadspin - The Dislike For Carl Pavano Was Closed-Captioned For The Hearing Impaired

Swisher to the Bullpen!

Sweet Staggering Jeebus.

Hmm....

Notice Who was NOT There???

Now coming out the bullpen...

Well, fuck my bunny.

The swimmer is going to toss a ball out, eh?

Might as well get OJ up and loose...

Oh My, Minaya!

I can't help but fall off my chair here in the hotel every time I think of this:

Gary Sheffield, New York Metropolitan

BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!

Omar, you just signed up for ANOTHER choke! Signing the racist clubhouse cancer has to be one of your WORST moves!

There is a REASON the tigers just ate (choked down?) $14 MILLION dollars...

I Wonder How Long Until It Gets Ugly

New Stadium. Section 39 is now Section 203.

They're now within clobbering distance of box seat denizens....

And the Beer Ban is gone.

Special night on tap for Bleacher Creatures at new Yankee Stadium