Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
God is a Prick
Image by Getty Images via Daylife"Bobby Murcer was a born Yankee, a great guy, very well-liked and a true friend of mine. I extend my deepest sympathies to his wife Kay, their children and grandchildren. I will really miss the guy."
Wife is, "why are you crying?
"HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE."
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN says:
"Kid? Remember: you buy the ticket, you take the ride.... god dammit, Bobby, you got here too early."
God Bless Bobby
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Godspeed, Bobby
Bobby Murcer died today at age 62.
Love the fact that he's one of a select few in Yankees history to swat 4 homers in consecutive ABs.
Thoughts and prayers go out to his family.
Love the fact that he's one of a select few in Yankees history to swat 4 homers in consecutive ABs.
Thoughts and prayers go out to his family.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Can We Make Them "0 for July"?
Please, you jackasses are catching them when they're reeling... don't screw this up! It's bad enough that both teams are looking uphill at the Devil Rays.
(And who the fuck was the rocket scientist behind signing the fat bastard Poawnson?)
UPDATE: Well, that hope went down faster than Obama threw his Granny under the bus.
(And who the fuck was the rocket scientist behind signing the fat bastard P
UPDATE: Well, that hope went down faster than Obama threw his Granny under the bus.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Dear Giam-stachio
With Jorge getting all this facetime at first base, how big a paycut are you willing to take to continue wearing Pinstripes?
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Mutts Stage Monday Midnight Massacre
Absolutely Classless Bastards
Omar Minaya is the biggest douchebag in NY sports. He knew he was going to fire Willie and those coaches before they ever got on the plane to LA. What the hell was the point of having these guys fly out to the West Coast and then fire them? Are you THAT afraid of the NY beat writers that you had to be 3000 miles away before you felt comfortable making this move?
Hey, Omar? Do your really think this new regime is gonna change anything? Will their presence suddenly make that idiot Billy Wagner not blow saves? Will a new pitching coach suddenly make Pedro young again? You've made an art of signing washed up Hispanic players at the tail end of their careers and now you want to blame their failure on Willie?
You're a prick, Minaya, a goddamn prick for doing it like this. Willie Randolph--a bonafide, Brooklyn born baseball hero in this town--deserved better than to be treated like this by some punk like you. You built this team, you asshole bastard. If the Wilpons had any friggin' sense it would have been your head that got chopped.
DIAF, you cocksucking punk fuck.
The Mets have fired manager Willie Randolph, pitching coach Rick Peterson and first base coach Tom Nieto, the team announced shortly after 3 a.m. Eastern time Tuesday.
Bench coach Jerry Manuel has been named the team's interim manager, while Ken Oberkfell, Dan Warthen and Luis Aguayo will join the staff.
Omar Minaya is the biggest douchebag in NY sports. He knew he was going to fire Willie and those coaches before they ever got on the plane to LA. What the hell was the point of having these guys fly out to the West Coast and then fire them? Are you THAT afraid of the NY beat writers that you had to be 3000 miles away before you felt comfortable making this move?
Hey, Omar? Do your really think this new regime is gonna change anything? Will their presence suddenly make that idiot Billy Wagner not blow saves? Will a new pitching coach suddenly make Pedro young again? You've made an art of signing washed up Hispanic players at the tail end of their careers and now you want to blame their failure on Willie?
You're a prick, Minaya, a goddamn prick for doing it like this. Willie Randolph--a bonafide, Brooklyn born baseball hero in this town--deserved better than to be treated like this by some punk like you. You built this team, you asshole bastard. If the Wilpons had any friggin' sense it would have been your head that got chopped.
DIAF, you cocksucking punk fuck.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Monday, June 09, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
When He gets Inducted, It's gonna be goddamn Epic!
Hey, God? It's me, TC. Please, oh please please puhleeze let me stay alive long enough to witness Manny's Cooperstown speech.
Manny cements his place in history
Manny cements his place in history
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Is it just me...
or does anyone else feel that the Muttsies' fans and the sports writers/talk jocks are all looking in the wrong direction when it comes to who should get shoved up against the wall?
Willie didn't build this team; it was all Omar Minaya's doing. And Omar seems to be getting a free pass while Willie gets raked over the coals.
Willie didn't build this team; it was all Omar Minaya's doing. And Omar seems to be getting a free pass while Willie gets raked over the coals.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Movie of the Week time...
Wow! You have to be impressed by the Kid. Beats the big Casino. Comes back to hurl the World Series clincher. Now this.
Bet your bollocks to a barn dance that one of the networks will come calling once Lance Armstrong's flick is made.
Bet your bollocks to a barn dance that one of the networks will come calling once Lance Armstrong's flick is made.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
WHAT'S THIS "WE" AND "OUR" BULLSHIT?
They are missing two big bats, playing against a team that is pitching like crazy, while their starting rotation is--I am being kind--fucking limping. Mo gives up a run for the first time so far this season... so what how does the Idiot Son respond?
HANK TO YANKEES: IT IS TIME TO EARN YOUR MONEY
No, you dipshit, the "bottom line" is that without A-Hole and Posada in the lineup, plus Jeter's immediately previous stint on the bench because of his tweaked quad, you should consider yourself goddamn lucky the AL East is such a thick mix. Sure, they currently stand a half a game out of the five hole in the AL East, but so what? IT'S FIVE FUCKING GAMES. Last year A-Hole carried the goddamn team on his back when the pitching was crap during April and into May.
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On this day last year they were eight and a half back.
Right now, there are more than more one guy trying to make up the slack with their bats.
When will you nominate Bobby Abreu as your designated "Mr. May," SnotRag Hankie?
HANK TO YANKEES: IT IS TIME TO EARN YOUR MONEY
"We've got to forget about all the injuries and start playing our butts off," Steinbrenner told The Post....
"The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing," Steinbrenner said. "These players are being paid a lot of money and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money."
No, you dipshit, the "bottom line" is that without A-Hole and Posada in the lineup, plus Jeter's immediately previous stint on the bench because of his tweaked quad, you should consider yourself goddamn lucky the AL East is such a thick mix. Sure, they currently stand a half a game out of the five hole in the AL East, but so what? IT'S FIVE FUCKING GAMES. Last year A-Hole carried the goddamn team on his back when the pitching was crap during April and into May.
http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
On this day last year they were eight and a half back.
Right now, there are more than more one guy trying to make up the slack with their bats.
When will you nominate Bobby Abreu as your designated "Mr. May," SnotRag Hankie?
Monday, May 12, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Kei Igawa - Kanz I Haz Seppuka?
Good God, you make Kennedy look like....
Okay, I take that back; you both belong in NOT the Show.
Although I AM willing to bet that the white guy figures out how to fix his shit first.
Okay, I take that back; you both belong in NOT the Show.
Although I AM willing to bet that the white guy figures out how to fix his shit first.
Friday, May 09, 2008
I Can Haz Bronx Zoo II?
BOOMER-ANG?
DO IT, you crazy bastard! Show me you really are DBG's son.
Could Boomer III be in the cards? Consider that Wells has a huge fan monitoring the situation from Tampa. Hank Steinbrenner admitted yesterday that Wells, who recently made appearances on "Best Damn Sports Show Period," has crossed his mind as a possibility for the Yankees' rotation.
"I've thought about it," Steinbrenner told The Post. "I saw him on TV, and I did think about it when I was watching."
DO IT, you crazy bastard! Show me you really are DBG's son.
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Time to Start the "When Will Baby Boss Blow?" Poll
You gotta believe that Santana's success with the Team in Queens, combined with Ian ("Go get your shit together in Scranton") Kennedy, and Phil ("Is he the reincarnation of Pavano or 'Banged Around' Brown?") Hughes seriously looking like they just are not ready for prime time, Baby DBG must be getting close to the nuclear explosion threshold:
Hank voices frustration with slow start:
If Torre was having big success out West, I'm sure Hank would be livid and threatening Cashman's wife with execution right now.
Hank voices frustration with slow start:
"'I'm very disappointed with the way the season has gone, period,' Steinbrenner told The Associated Press at the team's Spring Training complex in Tampa, Fla.....
'The injuries have been a killer, too, there's no question about that,' Steinbrenner said. 'It happens to one team every year, sometimes more than one team. And it just appears to be our year. It's something you've got to deal with in every sport.'"
If Torre was having big success out West, I'm sure Hank would be livid and threatening Cashman's wife with execution right now.
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