STOP! I can't breathe!!!

This is too damn funny!

27 Up; 27 Down!

11 Years Ago Today, Boomer throws a Perfect Game.

A-Hole's Savior Announced

Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games after positive test results - Los Angeles Times

First pitch?

LET THE SOAP OPERA GO TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS.

This is gonna SUCK!

Well, it will IF my XM doesn't come in this weekend down in Redneckistan.

No TV, cable or internet. God will hate me if XM ain't workin'.

In the words of Cousin Eddie

I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose.

Give That Man A Raise!

Deadspin - The Dislike For Carl Pavano Was Closed-Captioned For The Hearing Impaired

Swisher to the Bullpen!

Sweet Staggering Jeebus.