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Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Is it just me...

or does anyone else feel that the Muttsies' fans and the sports writers/talk jocks are all looking in the wrong direction when it comes to who should get shoved up against the wall?

Willie didn't build this team; it was all Omar Minaya's doing. And Omar seems to be getting a free pass while Willie gets raked over the coals.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Movie of the Week time...

Wow! You have to be impressed by the Kid. Beats the big Casino. Comes back to hurl the World Series clincher. Now this.

Bet your bollocks to a barn dance that one of the networks will come calling once Lance Armstrong's flick is made.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


They are missing two big bats, playing against a team that is pitching like crazy, while their starting rotation is--I am being kind--fucking limping. Mo gives up a run for the first time so far this season... so what how does the Idiot Son respond?
"We've got to forget about all the injuries and start playing our butts off," Steinbrenner told The Post....

"The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing," Steinbrenner said. "These players are being paid a lot of money and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money."

No, you dipshit, the "bottom line" is that without A-Hole and Posada in the lineup, plus Jeter's immediately previous stint on the bench because of his tweaked quad, you should consider yourself goddamn lucky the AL East is such a thick mix. Sure, they currently stand a half a game out of the five hole in the AL East, but so what? IT'S FIVE FUCKING GAMES. Last year A-Hole carried the goddamn team on his back when the pitching was crap during April and into May.
On this day last year they were eight and a half back.

Right now, there are more than more one guy trying to make up the slack with their bats.

When will you nominate Bobby Abreu as your designated "Mr. May," SnotRag Hankie?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Kei Igawa - Kanz I Haz Seppuka?

Good God, you make Kennedy look like....

Okay, I take that back; you both belong in NOT the Show.

Although I AM willing to bet that the white guy figures out how to fix his shit first.

Friday, May 09, 2008

I Can Haz Bronx Zoo II?

Could Boomer III be in the cards? Consider that Wells has a huge fan monitoring the situation from Tampa. Hank Steinbrenner admitted yesterday that Wells, who recently made appearances on "Best Damn Sports Show Period," has crossed his mind as a possibility for the Yankees' rotation.

"I've thought about it," Steinbrenner told The Post. "I saw him on TV, and I did think about it when I was watching."

DO IT, you crazy bastard! Show me you really are DBG's son.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Time to Start the "When Will Baby Boss Blow?" Poll

You gotta believe that Santana's success with the Team in Queens, combined with Ian ("Go get your shit together in Scranton") Kennedy, and Phil ("Is he the reincarnation of Pavano or 'Banged Around' Brown?") Hughes seriously looking like they just are not ready for prime time, Baby DBG must be getting close to the nuclear explosion threshold:
Hank voices frustration with slow start:
"'I'm very disappointed with the way the season has gone, period,' Steinbrenner told The Associated Press at the team's Spring Training complex in Tampa, Fla.....

'The injuries have been a killer, too, there's no question about that,' Steinbrenner said. 'It happens to one team every year, sometimes more than one team. And it just appears to be our year. It's something you've got to deal with in every sport.'"

If Torre was having big success out West, I'm sure Hank would be livid and threatening Cashman's wife with execution right now.