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Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds

Monday, June 25, 2007

Falling Back to the Ballpark in St. George

The "big team" is driving me nuts.

In Saint G, at least I eat for free.

I promise to stop saying "Oh fuck those bastards, let the ALL die!"

Sometime after the All-Star Game.

Wait... let's make that a "maybe."

Friday, June 22, 2007

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Baby Bombers Have Another "Holy Shit!" Kid

St. George was goddamned rockin' last night:
Betances brilliant for S.I. Yanks

MEMO
TO: Mandalay Baseball
RE: Joining the Evil Empire

Sirs,
You people just flat-out rock. I've been a season ticket holder since the Baby Bombers were born (though that first season when they were playing at CSI was a tad dicey, seeing as how CSI Security has me on what is knnown as the "keep an eye on him" list).

But good lordy, last night was a blast. The stadium looked fantastic; the weather was perfect....

And I am buying an entire season's worth of the "All You Can Eat" ticket plan, damn the gastro-intestinel aftermath!

HEY, TC?

Can you see us over the horizon?

June 21st and only ONE game over .500. You're going to have to play .666 ball the rest of the way out to even think about having a chance for the playoffs.

That said, if 'Tek goes down again you could probably stick a fork in us like last year.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

This Day in Yankee History

"Louisiana Lightning Strikes"

I'm biased as all get-out, but if any pitcher has put up a better season since Gator tore the league apart in 1978... hell, since I've been alive, you're gonna be hard pressed proving it to me.

And don't even try talking that Mickey Lolich shit.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

HEY, JEFE?

It's called "the rear view mirror."

LOOK INTO IT.

"The Red Sox? FUCK THE RED SOX. They're like Daylight Savings Time: Spring forward; FALL back."

"Now feed me that fatheaded fuck called "Mr. Mutt."

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Nettles Would Have Felt Right at Home*

There ought to be a carnival barker stationed outside the gates off River Ave., screaming through a megaphone. Hurry, hurry, step right on up and see the bearded lady, the sword-swallowing freak, the four-horned goat.

Step right up & see Rocket!

*

Six Foot TEN?

Holy crap! He doesn't need a mound; he's pitching downhill on level ground.
Yanks Reel In College Righty

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Are you surpised? Be honest...

Here is an interesting article about some heathens beating up a traffic directing firefighter *note the appearance of the assailants... pay special attention to the caps...;)

i'm just kidding, the thugs probably wear those caps solely as a fashion statement, perhaps even of the leather variety, or alternate colors or some crazy splash on them... but still.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Rest in Peace, Clete

Former Yankees 3B Clete Boyer dead at 70:
"'He was a great Yankee and a tough guy. He never talked too much but he was extremely hardworking. A wonderful third baseman, and had fire in his belly,' Yankees owner George Steinbrenner said through a spokesman."

The Last Laugh?


Sox fan gets it right

Finally! He Comes Through in the Clutch


Two outs. Two strikes. And a stud closer on the mound.

Then Papelbon attempted to close out A-Rod with a fastball that the Yankees’ cleanup hitter drove through the rain and over the right-field wall for what proved to be the game-winning hit in a pulsating 6-5 Yankees win in front of 36,793 at Fenway Park.

ALEX POPS PAP IN 9TH

Yay Yanks! Now kick some White Sox ass and maybe I'll have a reason to believe.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

I believe the term is 'Munson'd'

Are you FUCKING kidding me?

"I think I tore my sack!"

Or something thereabouts.

KKKlemens = Pussy

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Welcome Back My Friends...

to the show that never ends....

Circus atmosphere
Joe Torre wasn't kidding when he said this would be a circus, and the reason why the Yankees left Roger Clemens at home.

Fenway Park should have had a tent thrown over it, and not just because of the storm clouds that caused the start of last night's 9-5 Red Sox loss to the Bombers to be delayed by 30 minutes. About the only sideshows missing from this one were Zip the Pinhead, Tom Thumb, and Ula, the Painproof Rubber Girl.

Five hit batsmen, the last clearing the benches and bullpens;
princess masks and "I GOT IT!" shouts greeting A-Hole;
Torre getting Piniella-like in an umpire's face!

Yep, it's gonna be a wild weekend.
You can take the Yankees and the Red Sox out of a pennant fight. But you can't take the fight out of the Yankees and the Red Sox.
That's all. It's a law of baseball nature.