It's called "the rear view mirror."
LOOK INTO IT.
"The Red Sox? FUCK THE RED SOX. They're like Daylight Savings Time: Spring forward; FALL back."
"Now feed me that fatheaded fuck called "Mr. Mutt."
Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds