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Phillies Wake Up in Bathtub, Bleeding, With a Note That Says, ‘Your Runs Have Been Removed, Call 911 Immediately’

A Tale of Two 2Bs

Duking it out to start this year's AL All Star Team:

Many could argue that the top second baseman in the American League will be taking the field this weekend at Fenway Park, helping to lead his team at the plate and contributing sharp defense in the field behind the pitching staff.

Yet that player's identity remains up for further debate. One thing is for sure: with Robinson Cano of the Yankees and Dustin Pedroia of the Red Sox, the New York-Boston tilt once again features a pair of the best the game has to offer.

Cano, Pedroia making second first-rate

Here's to a hella good weekend.

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Hell is going to freeze over, the 7-18 O's just swept Boston at home for the first time since 1974

Obligation Fulfilled

How's that pipe break doin' for you Feckless Fenway Fuckwits?