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Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds

Sunday, September 14, 2008

I'm telling ya...

if it wasn't for these kids I would be a hair's width away from suffering a psychotic break and going on an all-out Mutt fan killing spree.

And Pat Venditte is just too cool for school. If he pans out he is gonna drive opposing managers absolutely insane.

Also, I wouldn't have gained something like 15-20 pounds (every time I walk into the bathroom I can hear the scale (manufactured by an oufit called, I shit you not, "Borg") snigger as I act like it isn't really there), thanks to their "all you can eat" ticket scheme... which means I'm gonna have to kick my ass at the gym for the next three weeks so I won't look like a beached whale when we go down to our time share in St. Thomas in mid-October. Oh friggin' JOY!


El Jefe said...

Oh, I just can't wait for the Mutts to fold like a lawn chair!

My boss will throw himself off the Wilson bridge and I'll be there to film it for YouTube!

TC said...

It does look like they are in the process of repeating last year's "grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory" act, though not on as epic a scale as last year.

If they do manage to blow the division, I just pray they also miss out of the wild card. Then, I get the upper hand on the Winter mocking points.

El Jefe said...

If that happens it'll be 'Sayonara, Minaya-san!'