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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Joba + Firewater = County Time

I have to admit that at 23 years of age I could be seen having an adult beverage or two at a 'Gentlemen's establishment' in the Combat Zone.

However, I didn't get so riled up by a Skank fan that it could've possibly cost me my driving privileges.

Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson could not be reached for comment...

1 comment:

TC said...

Wife said, "Oh my God! What was he thinking?"

Me: "Imagine if I'm him, honey. You know what that means? There was NO thought going on that night. I'm the fucking stud on the NY Yankee roster; Jeter can kiss my sweet Nebraska balls and make ethanol.

"I'd have chicks pole dancing in the back of my truck as I'm slamming down bottles of Jack Daniels while driving a hundred miles an hour.

"And Kid Rock singing "All Summer Long" would be fucking blaring!"