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Staten Island Yankees Alumni Corner

Current crop lost tonight; that's alright. I found out a friend has access to a box where I gets to drink fer free! WHEE!

Tough Shit, Seattle

New York Daily News - Yankees - Yanks' rally holds water:

The two decisions in question were Reilly's failure to call for a rain delay until after the game was already tied in the ninth (despite pitcher J.J. Putz clearly struggling to grip the ball) and, more notably, his safe call on Jorge Posada's one-out grounder to second that preceded Damon's game-tying sac fly.

You have every right to be upset. Still, if you look closely, you can see my index fingers sliding across the nails of my thumbs, playing "My Heart Bleeds for You." In the AL's worst division, you're in last place; the Yanks are in a pennant race. So die in a fire.

PS: Does anyone have access to NYTimes Select? Because it seems A-Hole is the focus of an article that blasts him as a poseur (duh!), and hints that I may need to change "A-Hole to" "Gay-Hole," because of some topless photo shoot he recently posed for in Central Park's "Rambles," a notorious gay hookup site, splayed out on top of a rock all sweatychested in the sun sporting a "Yoo-hoo! Andy Sullivvaaan!" look in his eyes.

It's Betting Time

SI.com - Yankees close ground on the Sox - Red and White:

"The New York Yankees put all shades of Sox on notice this weekend: Don't count out the Bronx Bombers."

Gimme the Tigers

Smacking the crap out of Ozzie's team bores me. I want Detroit, those Beantown assholes, and the Mutts to all get a righteous asskicking so I can finally start to bet like a freaking idiot.

The Morning Will be a Bitch

Thanks God Mo got the save, because all I'm gonna hear about is how the Mutts' reps strutted their stuff.

NYYFANS.COM

I'll admit it... I sometimes troll nyyfans.com in an attempt to put my finger on the pulse of the Yankee Universe (sadly, the Yanks have that term trademarked). I have to say, nyyfans.com is quite terrible. Half of the people that post are whiners and the other half are idiots. If they are not starting threads about how biased ESPN is against the Yanks, the threads will be about big bad columnists slamming the Yanks. Then you will have some moron start a thread about how the Yanks should try to trade for Alex Rios (why someone would think the Blue Jays would EVER do this is beyond me) or some crazy shite like that. I really don't enjoy reading threads that are too analytical ala SOSH, but for Christ's sake man, smarten up guys!

Something I Never Really Noticed

While watching this game tonight, it occurred to me that Miguel Cairo cannot shut up when he gets on base. Base coaches, opposing players, he's yapping his flap with everyone.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA... and Darth Boss George!

Today we celebrate the Red, White and Blue...and our Benificent Maniac Overlord!

GOD WEARS PINSTRIPES!

Gimme Some Red Meat

GIMME A GOD-DAMNED MAN STEAK!
Sammich Time? Gimme a Bite!

Your dog wants Liberty Burgers... and death to kittens.

... AND DUKE SUCKS!

Dude, I Was thisclose to Liking You

...and considering you're a Mutt, that is damn near heresy.


STFU and take it like a man:

The Yankee third baseman swatted a third-inning slam off Alay Soler that turned a 4-2 deficit into a 6-4 lead. Rodriguez watched the ball, tossed his bat and slapped his hands together in what was a relatively modest celebration compared to some. He also looked into the Yankee dugout, which set off the Mets catcher and nearly started a fight.

"It upset me a little that he threw the bat and looked at their dugout," Lo Duca said. "Me, I'm trying to protect my pitcher and I don't want to see my pitcher get shown up, so I let him know that."

As Rodriguez neared the plate, Lo Duca yapped at him. Rodriguez yapped back, before strapping plate umpire Tim McClelland pushed him away. Jason Giambi, who scored on the homer, then started toward Lo Duca, but McClelland pushed him away, too.

boo-fucking-hoo, asswipe. Your pitcher got "shown up" the minute the bat hit the ball. All you did was show the Mutts still know how to bring the dumb.

PS: what the hell is up with “strapping plate umpire Tim McClelland”? I mean, when did St. Sully start covering sports? Methinks the reporter is paying too much attention to the cut of this ump’s jib.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARTH BOSS

Danz Family: Rick Monday Saves the American Flag.

OOPS. EARLY

Short Answer? "You wouldn't go wrong if youbetchyourass on that"

New York Daily News - Do you hate this man?

"Hate" is such an, err, impolitic way to put it. Let's just say "I'll happily drive the gas truck that runs him and the Big Unit Asshole over and then explodes when it slides under the bus, even if my ass has to go down in flames as I'm screaming Ackbar de Darth Boss George!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARTH BOSS

Here's the carcass of MacCarver as a present.

OOPS, EARLY.