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Friday, August 04, 2006

Dear Pennsylvania Refugees

Welcome to the pennant race. I imagine a month or so ago you never imagined you'd be involved in one any time soon, considering your previous crews....

But lemme tell you something: You new guys think the last few days were hot? You ain't seen nuthin' yet. In two weeks it's Armaggedon Weekend: five games in Boston, where the temperture is gonna be a billion freaking degrees, and your mission will be to put a stake straight through the feckless Fenway fuckwits' collective hearts.

4 comments:

El Jefe said...

It's funny how a 162-game season will come down to one 5-game set. Either way it goes there'll be very little Bourbon left 'round here once it's over.

TC said...

Looking at the Yanks schedule, the next month is the nightmare scenario, with the Fenway trip stuck square in the middle of it and only three game sets against the O's and Seattle as the closest thing to a breather.

White Sox; Angels; O's; Boston; Seattle; Angels; Tigers.

I fully expect my liver and kidneys willl decalre total war on the rest of me come September one.

TC said...

Oh, and only one day off during that whole stretch.

El Jefe said...

Cry me a frickin' river. We're lookin' about the same with Royals, O's, Tigers, Skanks, Angels, Mariners, A's and Blue Jays with only one day off. Headin' for the liquor store after work to stock up.