He's now hit more career HRs than any other third baseman, a record he already holds among shortstops.
Really, who the hell else could anyone vote for after this "magical" season shit?
SWEET BABY JEEBUS, HE HIT ANOTHER ONE WHILE I WAS PROOFING THIS!
Anyone who still thinks he's gonna opt out is out of their ever-loving, motherfucking mind. A-hole (or as I like to call him, "Chi Chi Rodriqweez"), is Madison Avenue GOLD as long as he wears Pinstripes. He leaves, he's a clean King Rhoid who will never hit Cooperstown with the impact he'd make having his plaque wearing a Yankee cap.
Just ask Dave Winfield. "Pimary Team=Yankees" Cap=Padre