Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds

Sunday, January 28, 2007

He Deserves to Go Out on HIS Terms

New York Daily News - Bernie torn on future

He was a major cog in the Machine Team. Someone go wake Darth Boss up and tell him, simply, "no one is allowed to wear Bernie's number anymore. Period. Like Paulie's "21."

YOU LET HIM RETIRE IN PINSTRIPES. AND YOU GIVE HIM A FUCKING DAY, LIKE YOU GAVE THAT DOUCHEBAG CLEMENS, OR AS GOD IS MY WITNESS....

You pissed me to fuckin' heaven's gate they way you--the org--treated Tino when he was leaving. Do it again, especially since Bernie is borne and bred, and I will personally pay for a "Bomb the Bombers" campaign that will make the frackin jihadis look like pikers.... And I'm curently only thinking of killing you in the press.

Don't be dicks about this. Give Bernie his due. Or you will fucking rue.

2 comments:

El Jefe said...

They're more concerned with signing KKKlemens than doing right be Bernie.

Unknown said...

The only thing that really bugs me is that I'm afraid they will treat Bernie like some sort of useless appendage; cutting him won't really matter, in their minds. Like when their eyes went wide for RhoidBoy, and treated Tino like a complete piece of shit.

Yeah, that's worked out SO FUCKING WELL. Remind me, who was the guy who came back and started blasting jacks when the rest of the lineup was just basically fucking up?

Oh, yeah: Two Four.

If Bernie wasn't there last year, when Matsui and Sheff went down, they would have been hosed. God bless Melki, and I like Abreu, but if Bernie hadn't shown his loyalty, by signing that dirt cheap contract when he could have earned far more coin somewhere else, the Yanks would have been fucked.