When did the AL East become the worst division in all of the bigs?
Only one team with a record above .500?
Oh, yeah, that's right...KKKlemens is back. Might as well issue the WS rings on the mound at Fenway prior to his start there.
Tell DBG to give Theo a call. I hear that he can get Matt Clement on the cheap.
Better yet, call Seattle. Post-season wonder-boy (and former Yankee great) Jeff Weaver should be available.