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Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Scientists are getting reports of a possible volcano erupting near Tampa Bay


How many more games do the Skanks lose before DBG loses it?
1?
2?
KKKlemens must be looking like this right about now...

The Yankess are a $195M last place team
..owner George Steinbrenner hasn't commented on the slide.

"He won't say anything tonight. We'll see if he has anything to say tomorrow," spokesman Howard Rubenstein said.



Oh, I think I know what he'll say: "GET ME THE ROCKET ON THE PHONE NOW YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES!!"

5 comments:

Unknown said...

The Hendricks brothers are pricing summer homes on the Mexi Baja coast as I type this.

"Nah, I want 35 thousand square feet on the beach."

"Sénor, can you afford?"
"Yep, in roughyl one more month I will be FAT with cash."

Unknown said...

"Oh, yeah, buy me some caron offsets... I want that in the deal."

Unknown said...

"caron" should be "carbon"

you all still blow

Unknown said...

HE IS WEARING A HOCKEY GLOVE.

"Cooper"?

fuck him

Unknown said...

no, wait, now it's Sunday...

DOUBLE FUCK HIM!