Why do I ask? Because it's TRUCK DAY!
However, this day is more important. Why? Because it's the day I nearly resigned from the military and swore I'd NEVER vote for a Democrat again.
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Because SOMEONE needs to defend our sometimes psychotic Overlord....
And Mutt fans are Assholes who need to be stomped dead in their beds
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I'm holding my thumb and the "fark you!" finger about a nanosecond away from each other....
A Truck? Are you fucking kidding?
And "that day" ... are you fucking kidding? I was in San Fransisco back in 1993 when my girlfriend (turned out to be a "right bitch" who cheated behind my blind-assed back) yelled "GET OUT HERE" and we watched the first Trade Center attack.
ME: We're going home, NOW."
HER: Wait a minute.
ME: FUCK YOU. NOW. YOU PACK OR YOU STAY, BUT I AM GOIN FUCKING HOME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
She stayed... until she watched me climb on the train to Oakland, where I had a ticket for Amtrak to bring me back east.
SUDDENLY, me and my money were once again her honey.
Bitch.
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